The D3ath Ranger Database

Death Ranger Combat Laws For WON2 FPSs

1. Not everybody is a superman.
2. When in doubt, empty your magazine.
3. When still in doubt, throw all your 'nades.
4. Given the right player, USP can beat AWP
5. When you are losing and have no idea why, spectate.
6. 5-second grenade fuses burn down in 3 seconds.
7. MGs are gay, which is why everyone uses them.
8. Discarding your ammo can make your victory or a smoking crater.
9. The diversion you are ignoring is the enemy's main attack.
10. Your chat button fails when you need fire support desperately.
11. Never camp beside anyone stronger and smarter than you.
12. That guy would probably use you as live bait.
13. Aim to learn, learn to aim.
14. The nailguns and railgun are weapons.
15. Shoot first. Or you never will.
16. When in combat, plan to execute, execute your plan.
17. That guy's probably priming a grenade instead of spacing out.
18. Friendly fire isn't friendly.
19. Only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
20. Never, ever, ever piss off an admin.
21. When you run out of ammo, the enemy doesn't.
22. Most players have ears, and are using them.
23. Night-vision doesn't eliminate the fact that it's night. 
24. Engy = Free Kill Squared
25. Offense = Tenacity + Perserverance
26. Defence = Tenacity + Perserverance
27. Luck = Skill + Opportunity
28. Low firepower does not equal to no firepower.
29. True victory is the ability to defeat the enemy without fighting.
30. Chart your destiny. In the form of a pie chart, a mindmap, a cumulative graph...

FAQ for the Clueless Clan Member

Q: What in the world is NeoTF?
A: An modification of the old FPS game Team Fortress Classic. NeoTF features a lot of new fantasy and high-tech weapons not previously seen in TFC, making it one of the most fun WON2 games around. Also the main game played by the Death Rangers currently.

Q: What is the purpose of our clan?
A: "To cut into the heart of WON2, retrive our glory and to burn anyone who stands in our way."
We aim to resurrect the sense of adventure experienced in WON2 before Steam was created. And everyone can always use more friends in gaming. Simple as that.

Q: What's our motto?
A: D3ath.

Q: How do I use NeoTF weapons and stuff? (If you frequent Empyre's)
A: For beginners, we recommend that you bind a key to "togglemenu" in your console to access all your new firepower from a menu. However, this is intended to allow new players to see all their weapons at once and not recommended for general combat, where you have to open the menu before using a specific feature.
After learning the basics, you can refer to the help files by typing ntf_help_(your class) and bind hotkeys to your weapons, to allow faster access.

Q: Do we have our own server?
A: Yes. 3 of them actually, hosted by King Kong, Highly Toxic and SoloKia. However, SoloKia's one is mostly inactive, and the fate of Highly Toxic's is still unclear. We are also considering setting up a regular TFC1.5 Server, for training without bots...

Q: So what can I expect from our server?
A: Lots of chaos. We enabled every NeoTF feature there is for us to enable. In addition, there is also a HookMod in our server, enabling you to use a grappling hook to enhaunce your battle tactics or scare noobs off. Our admins also try to spawn monsters from Half-life in the server when they are around, giving you an extra challenge (Be warned, it takes more than 5 grenades to take down even a headcrab). And also, thank god, very low lag.

Q: Who's the leader?
A: The cheerful guy called SoloKia.

Q: Who's in charge when the leader is away?
A: The Subleaders. 

Q: Subleaders?
A: Check here.

Q: What is that? -->    [^=>]
A: That is the clan symbol. It looks cool. And can be typed out with an ordinary keyboard. And won't be recognised on some programs. Now how cool is that?

Q: Heard there is a clan logo.
A: Yes there is one. We are designing it currently. Been in the works since last year lol, but now we are using the modified Half-life logo as a stand in. Who knows, that may be our real logo eventually...

Q: Who's Aby?
A: Abu El-roor.

Q: Does SoloKia own a Kia?
A: SoloKia: Contrary to popular belief, i DO NOT own a Kia. Solo = solo. Kia = kid in Hokkien. Do the math.

Famous D3ATH RANGER Quotes

oops
- HBK at almost anytime.

yea u got owned by me yea baby highest oooops
-HBK releasing all his taunts at once after getting the highest score.

Non comprehende?
- Mr Dawes after hearing some explanation from SoloKia.

Conc, what's that?
- LonJK, a "TFC veteran"

Shet...
- Mr Dawes after wiping out the entire red team on Avanti with one pipebomb attack.

Ehehe, i was bored...
-Mr Dawes again, this time after seen playing with a saberdisc while on defence duty in, again, Avanti.

 I kill all.
- King Kong at almost anywhere.

How would I know, you all look the same.
- King Kong after taking his revenge on the wrong enemy sniper.